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Uh, I have some leftover spicy chicken pizza.

"Close enough." *opens mouth and waits*

Hang on a minute. *Puts on metal gauntlets* Not falling for that beartrap. *Stuffs the pizza into the avali's face.*

*Clamps again* "Smart." *Unclamps* "Got any more?" Wildeyes, as wild as pupil-less eyes can look that is.

Nah, that's all I got. *Pulls out the bottle of mace* Unless you want to finish this thing off.

"Let me try that!" *Grabs at the mace spray, mouth open again*

Sure thing. *Gives the avali another spray of the mace, all over its face, some of it into the mouth*

"HOT!" *Rushes the hose once again and sprays self down* "How about you aim this time?"

*Hands over a bottle labeled "The Hottest F•ckin' Sauce"* Here, try this. *Dons goggles*

"Hmmm..." *Snatches the bottle and tries just a little touch. Only now reading the bottle's title.* Regret.

*Adjusts goggles slightly, before also donning a welding mask*
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"..." *Panics* "oooooOOOOH!" *Rushes both hoses this time, hurling one at 'Fire Man' and bites at the other* "ICE! Need ice!"

*Hefts a CO2 fire extinguisher* Alright, but it's a little... dry. *Blasts the avali with CO2*

*Lunges right into the blast* "More!"

Can do. *Empties the fire extinguisher at the avali, then grabs a dewar of liquid nitrogen over the avali*

*Washes down the sweet, soothing CO2 with water and looks at the dewar with some concern* "Where do you get all of this and where can I get some?" Eyes still watery and mouth open.

Oh, silly me, forgot to remove the cap. *Pop* Here we go. *Dumps the contents of the liquid nitrogen dewar on to the avali*

*Starts flapping out from under the stream, flinging the nitrogen that didn't already evaporate* "Do you have any idea how stiff this can make your feathers!?"

I don't have feathers, so no.

"That was close, any more and I would've had knives for feathers. Got any other tricks Spice Man?"

*Aside glances at a flamethrower* Uh, no?

"That looks pretty neat." *Starts walking towards it with a grin* "Spice-thrower."

*Stands in front of the flamethrower* Whoa, whoa! That's... uh, a 'remote cooker'. Yeah, you don't use it on people, that'd be silly.

"If you brought a 'Remote Cooker' with you then you must have something to cook with it." *Looks on expectantly*

Are you ever not hungry? Look, It was for the, uh, pizza! That's right, I cooked the pizza with it.

Hi. I've come to help Dipdoo.

What? No, I'm sure he's just fine.

((Let the likebombs rain!))
"But that was cold pizza. At least in comparison to that sauce." *Glances around looking for any inexplicable hunk of meat that isn't Spice Man*

*Surgically removes Roland's heart* Here you go.

Oww! It's okay, I didn't need that anyway; *sticks an artificial heart in its place* Always pays to have a backup.

*Surgically removes Roland's head*

Hang on, that's not surgery, that's decapitation! *Takes back head, sticking it back on* As for how I could talk, uh, that's a secret.

"That's impressive." *Takes Roland's heart and hands it back* "Would you mind frying this? Raw is fine but cooking gives it more flavor."

What. Frying my own... you know what? Sure. Hold it in your mouth. *Picks up the flamethrower, igniting the pilot light*

*eats flamethrower*

Well, now I can't 'cook' anything. *Flips a switch causing the flamethrower to self-destruct* There's a spicy meatball.

"Oooh! Try belching fire!" *Tosses the heart up like a skeet puck*

*Breathes fire*

"What kind of cooker explodes? Then again what kind of Avali breathes fire?" *Pulls out darts and a dart board* "Anyone up for some darts?"

It explodes when you over-gas it. Or eat it; the tank ruptured with a lit pilot light.

Antagonize THIS!
*free cake*

Nooo! Stop! We've got a fire hazard over here, what if it all lights up?

*lights the candles*

*Sneaks just a little of The Hottest Sauce onto the cake and grabs a piece* "Looks just fine to me."

Well, you have some first then. It's your cake, after all.

*Takes a moment to gather all possible willpower, gulping* "Alright." *Takes a small bite and screams internally* "That's a good cake."

You sure? I seem to be holding something down.

"Oh it's just some pent-up energy." *Begins pacing, eyes widening and throat tightening* "Haven't had a good hunt for a while."

Really? Because it seems like the cake didn't agree with you.

"Excuse me." *Runs just out of sight and belches out enough heat to be felt and falls into a coughing fit* "It's not... The only thing. That's. Disagreeing"