Comments on Profile Post by Dragonclaw

*engages in a slapping match with Dragonclaw*

*slap slap*
*pain*

You f*cking asshole... There's now a hole in my window...

*9001 dollars fall out of note*

You're lucky. Last guy got a frag grenade... it was me.

It could have been worse Dragonclaw, it could've been white phosphorus.

Or a small cube of Astatine...

I'm thinking of things that are available in reasonable quantities. Like polonium-210.

REASONABLE?! HA!
Nothing about this is reasonable.

*stuffs a live grenade down Roland's throat*

Prepare for unreasonable-ness Roland.

*Spits the grenade back out, pitching it out the nearest window* Hah, joke's on you, that won't fit down my throat.

*someone across the street turns on their Christmas lights, blinding everyone*

*Dons sunglasses* Looks like someone was... Blindsided.

*reports of the nuclear plant being activated because of a massive power drain come in*

Shouldn't it always be on? That's not something you just keep on 'standby' in case you need extra juice; nuclear reactors are many things, throttleable isn't one of them.

*unreasonable-ness*

Fine; you want something unreasonable? *Injects you with ricin* You are going to hate the next couple of days, but then, it won't matter.

*explodes*
It turns out I ate the grenade.

Aw man, you were going to be fine for a few hours, then suffer the nasty effects of protein deficiency. Ah well, suicide is the coward's way out.