Comments on Profile Post by BlueShard

Nah, it's huge! Besides, how do you think they pull so many rabbits out of the one cone hat? Magic, of course!

Uhh, you pull rabbits out of top hats, cone hats just make you look like a fool. (Unless you're Gandalf.)

Wow, check out this guy's lack of fashion and practicality. It's a wizard hat, not a magician hat. Cone hats all the way.

I think you will find that a fez is far superior to both top hats and conical hats.

Also wizards get the bunnies into their hats using the engineering principles of leporidaematics, which is the science of compressing bunnies.