Comments on Profile Post by Relten

"Heavy panzer under infantry attack! *Pause* WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS!?"

" A real man only headbutts Panzers to death! "

"I'm not a real man I'm a..." *shades fall on face* "SURVIVOR"

"You can count on Ostruppen, no really, you can."

"They want us to attack that sturmpanzer; no, I'm serious, a sturmpanzer!"

"An Elefant?!? It was good knowing you, my friend."

"I told mama we'd see elephants, tigers, panthers; she thought I was visiting Moscow zoo."

"For the Netherlands! ...I mean motherland!"

"I know it is technically impossible to shoot a panzershrek from an enclosed position. Don't read the f*cking manual next time, and you won't care so much."

"Taking fire from that cute little panzer! F*cking adorable; like a puppy. Kill it!"

"Russia... Russia never changes"

"You get a sturmgewehr, you get a sturmgewehr, EVERYBODY GETS STURMGEWHRS!"

"Roses are red...violets are blue...I'm stuck on the Eastern Front...AND SO ARE F*CKING YOU!!"

"Yes, they are shooting at us comrade obvious!"

"You have an anti-tank rifle, over there is a tank! FIGURE IT OUT!"