poem made by Sham, Master Bard of the Divine Blue Wig Divine Blue Wig. Because even as wonderful creation as wig can evolve into even better one.Bards are astral beings that surf through time and space in order to gain wisdom placed in random galaxies by the Divine.Universe is music, rhyme and rhythm. Feel it. Wear a Blue Wig. - Every one is hand-made! (By me!)- Needs no batteries! (I will control you with telepathy~)- No blue birds in package!- Your skill in writing poems raises by 500 points! (Saw reaction of that guy crushed by "song"~?)- Totally not a terrorist threat! - Offers endless blueness allowing to become one with sound and word! Some little in-game graphics: or: (sorry for double spoilers, they happen mostly when they aren't wanted) "Blue wig - even Samuel L. Jackson wears it! a long, long, time ago, in a land plagued by boredom, there was a young khajiit. his name was Saal, and he sought, above all else, adventure! after many years of work, he had finally saved up enough money to buy a mighty sailing ship! he crewed it with seasoned sailors, and a years worth of supplies, and he set out, for uncharted lands. they had been at sea for months, and all was looking well, until a mighty storm blew up from the south! the wind shook the sails, and stirred up the ocean! the waves must have been at least ten ships high! they endured the storm for three days, before the mast finally gave way, breaking down into the ocean, taking half of his crew, tangled in the ropes, with it. the next day, the storm grew stronger, still. the water began to spin, creating a maelstrom! out of the depths, there came a thunderous roar, so loud that the boards of the wrecked ship creaked, audible over even this storm. out of the maelstrom swam a mighty beast, a hundred ships wide, and at least twice that long. it's tail creating waves that could cover a city. the ship was tossed into the air, it's crew scattered, leaving only Saal, clinging with only his claws. he struggled with his backpack for the only thing that could save him. he pulled it out, and sat it on his head. he felt it's mighty power flow through his body, and he let out a roar. the first, and mightiest, blue wig. he released the scraps of the ship, allowing himself to sit in the air, held up by the power of the wig. he roared again, drowning out the storm and the leviathan. he took aim with his dagger, and threw with all his might. aided by the wig, it flew at impossible speed, striking the leviathan in the middle of it's body. the beast screamed, sinking back into the ocean. but it could not escape so easily. Saal roared, again, and a surge of power flowed through the leviathan, from the dagger. with a pained scream, the beast started to shake. and then it blew. the explosion was felt on the other side of the planet. the event was not forgotten to this day, and has been named "the wig incident". from then on, it was known that the blue wig was the mightiest of objects, and worshiped as a god, and only the great Saal could ever wield it fully. It was a month after the first herald of the divine blue wig had received his calling to spread the blue wig across the stars and his fortune had been good his spaceship had been repaired and he had left the planet for somewhere with a larger populace. He had arrived at a bustling city system, already he had found a group of followers those who recognized the holiness of the blue wig, Pancakes solum, xenonni, falcon42, mollygos, vapor Horologium Corpus, demetric, breather, Giant squid and A.N.T.I. They were the first but many were to come, They had rented a building and had advertised a meeting of the blue wigs. Not many had come but almost everyone in attendance walked away from that meeting with a blue wig perched atop their head. Then more came at the next one until his followers became over forty strong, more and more the blue wig began spreading to other planets, until a mysterious organization took notice. They came in the middle of a meeting as Saal was showing the wonder of the blue wig, and they came and kicked all the attendees out of the building. The herald was outraged but the men had threats of death against him. But in a miracle Saal The first herald of the blue wig sage of dispel and the king of cats, rose up and used his divine powers to convert the soldiers to his side proving the blue wig’s holy powers. With his followers reunited he left some of them to spread the word as he left to bring the blue wig to other planets. Unfortunately the resistance increased as he got closer and closer to the capital, they said it was an unholy abomination and persecuted him wherever he went. But whatever they did it was no match for Saal’s holy powers as he dispelled the energy thrown at him and converting the soldiers to his cause. They marched for the capital bring the blue wig with them wherever they went, it was hard but at last, as the herald of the blue wig stood in front of the governor of the system, he bathed the planet in golden light and brought blue wigs for all denizens of the infinity system.But there were still plenty of systems left for his message and their holy work was most definitely not over. Warning: May cause baldness in humans, Avians, Apex, and most other species. The cat with this hat is much better and happier than the cat in the any other hat
*snicker* Nice addition of the red mage hat! (Somehow I knew that deep within the furthest reaches of the internets that the blue wig and red mage hat would combine in time for the create-a-hat contest... ) Now, if there is ever a cat race in Starbound future, you'll be set for life! *support* +1 Like *sass*
Thank you Hat will be probably removed, though, but I'll think about it. Yes, wig + cat race in Starbound = eternal peace and joyness +1 happier cat
"Warning: May cause baldness in humans, Avians, Apex, and most other species." "The cat with this hat is much better and happier than the cat in the other hat" Joking aside, I wish you the best of luck with this, though I will not join the blue wig offensive.
Red Bull is fuel. Kerosene is fuel. Therefore, Kerosene is Red Bull. And a fine addition to an energy-packed fruit smoothie~!
I don't know if dis is acceptable butt wwhatewer It was a month after the first herald of the divine blue wig had received his calling to spread the blue wig across the stars and his fortune had been good his spaceship had been repaired and he had left the planet for somewhere with a larger populace. He had arrived at a bustling city system, already he had found a group of followers those who recognized the holiness of the blue wig, Pancakes solum, xenonni, falcon42, mollygos, vapor Horologium Corpus, demetric, breather, Giant squid and A.N.T.I. They were the first but many were to come, They had rented a building and had advertised a meeting of the blue wigs. Not many had come but almost everyone in attendance walked away from that meeting with a blue wig perched atop their head. Then more came at the next one until his followers became over forty strong, more and more the blue wig began spreading to other planets, until a mysterious organization took notice. They came in the middle of a meeting as Saal was showing the wonder of the blue wig, and they came and kicked all the attendees out of the building. The herald was outraged but the men had threats of death against him. But in a miracle Saal The first herald of the blue wig sage of dispel and the king of cats, rose up and used his divine powers to convert the soldiers to his side proving the blue wig’s holy powers. With his followers reunited he left some of them to spread the word as he left to bring the blue wig to other planets. Unfortunately the resistance increased as he got closer and closer to the capital, they said it was an unholy abomination and persecuted him wherever he went. But whatever they did it was no match for Saal’s holy powers as he dispelled the energy thrown at him and converting the soldiers to his cause. They marched for the capital bring the blue wig with them wherever they went, it was hard but at last, as the herald of the blue wig stood in front of the governor of the system, he bathed the planet in golden light and brought blue wigs for all denizens of the infinity system. But there were still plenty of systems left for his message and their holy work was most definitely not over.
a long, long, time ago, in a land plagued by boredom, there was a young khajiit. his name was Saal, and he sought, above all else, adventure! after many years of work, he had finally saved up enough money to buy a mighty sailing ship! he crewed it with seasoned sailors, and a years worth of supplies, and he set out, for uncharted lands. they had been at sea for months, and all was looking well, until a mighty storm blew up from the south! the wind shook the sails, and stirred up the ocean! the waves must have been at least ten ships high! they endured the storm for three days, before the mast finally gave way, breaking down into the ocean, taking half of his crew, tangled in the ropes, with it. the next day, the storm grew stronger, still. the water began to spin, creating a maelstrom! out of the depths, there came a thunderous roar, so loud that the boards of the wrecked ship creaked, audible over even this storm. out of the maelstrom swam a mighty beast, a hundred ships wide, and at least twice that long. it's tail creating waves that could cover a city. the ship was tossed into the air, it's crew scattered, leaving only Saal, clinging with only his claws. he struggled with his backpack for the only thing that could save him. he pulled it out, and sat it on his head. he felt it's mighty power flow through his body, and he let out a roar. the first, and mightiest, blue wig. he released the scraps of the ship, allowing himself to sit in the air, held up by the power of the wig. he roared again, drowning out the storm and the leviathan. he took aim with his dagger, and threw with all his might. aided by the wig, it flew at impossible speed, striking the leviathan in the middle of it's body. the beast screamed, sinking back into the ocean. but it could not escape so easily. Saal roared, again, and a surge of power flowed through the leviathan, from the dagger. with a pained scream, the beast started to shake. and then it blew. the explosion was felt on the other side of the planet. the event was not forgotten to this day, and has been named "the wig incident". from then on, it was known that the blue wig was the mightiest of objects, and worshiped as a god, and only the great Saal could ever wield it fully.
