Community The Agaran Menace

That would be great. Help them figure out what the crap they are... With the help of the famed Agaran researchers, [Insert Our Names]!

 

It would probably help if Charlton still existed, and by extension The Starbound Chronicle which hasn't had a single update since May =/

 

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

It doesn't feel good that 130 pages worth of discussion is abandoned like that. I mean I made my megapost 13 pages ago! Agaran Menace can't end like this! ;_;
I begin to feel like that the whole Agaran Menace was something to "keep the fans entertained" while the game was worked on, before nightlies.

 

I think they started it with the intention of keeping it alive, but as other stuff came up, it received less and less attention.

And now, this.

 

This is my assumption, that those who worked on the Chronicle are now focusing their attention to updating the game and posting on the blog to keep people appeased until the BIG 1.0

 

Well hey, if anybody's seen the latest blog post theres a mushroom in it...
Then again, there are lots of mushrooms in Starbound.

 

I came across these during a bout of tech hunting. It could be that who we once thought simplistic have adopted the ideologies of Big Ape.

 

I've seen these too. I've also seen a less common Apex structure in which several Apex in wheechairs where battling some Agarans around a pool of poison. The building was filled with flower beds. Also, in some structures, they have a poster spreading Big Ape propoganda, however it's scribbled on. Either the Agarans are obsessed with Apex, or they're just wierd mutations of them.[DOUBLEPOST=1415933179][/DOUBLEPOST]"Teenage Mutant Ninja Mushrooms"

 

Sssstab mushroom man! They bad. Floran kill before they reproduce. Though, they help prepare Apex for dinner... Num num!

 

this is the thing I mentioned before.

 

This has been found before, but either way, it proves the Agaran's care for lobotomized wheelchair apes.

 

It's an Agaran nursing home. Actually, I think the wheelchair guys were trying to kill the Agaran. But they try to kill everyone.

 

We have proved that apes and wheelchairs do not go well together.

Congratulations, mushroom thread.

 

What if Agarans make wheelchairs? DUN DUN DUUN!

 

Or wheelchairs make Agarans?! The plot thickens...

 

Warm butter on the toast of the universe?

 

Floran ssstab mushroom man! Torture floran with lava and water. Turn us into oaken warriorssss. Force usss dry sssap. Help the floranssss....

 

Purge the mushrooms! Save the Florans!

 

Yessss! Floran owessss Blitz for help! Smmmooke weed everyday!

 

OK, I return with one of my genius theories.

The theory is that G1 Agarans do not reproduce via using dead people, while G2 Agarans do. The two G2 heads are made from using the corpse of their own respective race (ex. Red Head was previously Floran, Blue Head was previously Avian). I'm going to guess that the red heads are Florans from Razey's tweet, showing the hatching pod. The thing coming out of it had a red head. Blue probably comes from the notorious magic-mushroom-smoking avains.