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So how screwed are humans?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Noble Pigeon, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. ObsidianDragon13

    ObsidianDragon13 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    how about this you go solo the giant Earth Tentacle monster we'll cheer you on from back here.
     
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  2. penguin055

    penguin055 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Screw humans. HYLOTL FTW
    :hylotl:
     
  3. Snowisle

    Snowisle Phantasmal Quasar

    Yeah! Hylotl are much more tasty culturally rich then humans are!
     
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  4. ObsidianDragon13

    ObsidianDragon13 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    hey hey now all races are equal here (even the mass murdering florians) as a human brain inside of a robot body i find that mildly offensive.
     
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  5. GorunNova

    GorunNova Pangalactic Porcupine

    Says the one with the avian avatar pic. ;)
     
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  6. Chronopolice

    Chronopolice Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    No doubt it's a homage to the Planet of the Apes or Magilla Gorilla.
    Or Big Ape has something to do with the calamities the other species are suffering. Maybe he's an agent of Cthulhu!

    [​IMG]
     
  7. quantian

    quantian Aquatic Astronaut

    I have no idea how you came to that conclusion.
     
  8. KristopherF

    KristopherF Tentacle Wrangler

    H.P. Lovecraft would be proud.

    Humans FTW..Hmm.
     
  9. penguin055

    penguin055 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I have a kind of long story as to why I have an Avian picture rather than a Hylotl and it's kinda annoying to type it all. I would change it, but I like this one because it's my original picture.
     
  10. Herrawesome

    Herrawesome Space Penguin Leader

    My first mission is to root out the traitors to humanity.

    I'll be coming for you first of all.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Paladin

    Paladin Pangalactic Porcupine

    What are you? Too scared to take it on? Of course you can massacre us by the dozens, but you can't even touch the beast from beyond the stars.

    ((Btw, this is not a warhammer 40k discussion thread. I have no idea how much that has to be repeated.)
     
  12. GorunNova

    GorunNova Pangalactic Porcupine

    I wasn't aware that the Starbound universe had Black Templars. :p You DO realize if you import those guys, the Daleks, Borg, and Saiyans are sure to follow...
     
  13. Herrawesome

    Herrawesome Space Penguin Leader

    And they will fall. This galaxy will be a human one.
     
  14. quantian

    quantian Aquatic Astronaut

    Doing pretty good right now aren't yah, totally not overwhelmed on all fronts.
     
  15. ObsidianDragon13

    ObsidianDragon13 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    OK well in the mean time i think the real heroes will take care of it while you go on your xenophobic crusade :p
     
  16. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    I see you don't remember the Exterminatus
    Also we could just launch Jupiter at Terra.
    All hail the motherfucking Emperor.
     
  17. Herrawesome

    Herrawesome Space Penguin Leader

    We may be few, and our enemies many. Yet so long as there remains one of us still fighting, one who still rages in the name of justice and truth, then by the Allfather, the galaxy shall yet know hope.

    I have conquered fifty-six planets in the Emperor's name. Of those fifty six planets, forty three xenos civilizations were purged. Thirteen were cleansed of heresy.

    This is only the beginning of my crusade. My burden is one of glorious purpose.
     
    Last edited: Apr 21, 2014
  18. hiul

    hiul Void-Bound Voyager

    rather than a human it look more suit for glitch you know templar.....renaissance or medieval era armor but hightech do for the empire or kingdom stuff.......and like still in hivemind control not achieve self aware yet
     
    Last edited: Apr 21, 2014
  19. YellowDemonHurlr

    YellowDemonHurlr Ketchup Robot

    Don't mind me, I'm just a refugee from Earth quietly starting an independent, racially integrated, egalitarian colony, home to everything under the sun (though mostly humans). Well, almost everything. Avali cannot keep civil tongues in their heads around humans.

    With colonies like this, I propose that humanity is in no way screwed.
     
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  20. InsanityPixelated

    InsanityPixelated Existential Complex

    The Penguins were just watching us. Trying to warn us about our upcoming destruction. We Humans mistook these signs as a plead for fish.

    Seconds before the Destruction of Earth they beamed up and said:
    "So Long and thanks for all the Fish!"
     
    Last edited: Apr 22, 2014

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