Ridiculous Items! Post yours today!

I found this Legendary weapon... off a big bad I found deep in a planet I was mining out in the X Sector, it's a Grenade Launcher. That fires out little piggies with lit sticks of What looks like dynamite strapped to their back.

I don't... this game...

Anyways, if anyone else has found a silly item they absolutely love, let me know! Pleeeeease!

 

Lol, can you post a screenshot of that grenade launcher, please?

 

surprisingly common this patch...

 

Dear god. We fly space ships with FTL engines but yet we strap dynamite to cute little piggies to use as weapons

 

Hey, we don't have exploding pigs today. This truly is the future. I'd love to have a gun like that in real life. If I go hunting off season, I can blame the senseless killing on the pig.

 

I like the future.

 

I stole a Xmas tree...

 

Never thought that I'd find a crappy Legendary weapon but there it is.
3DPS.
Oh yeah it's special ability is to shoot out some weird item when you swing it. I'm almost positive that the thing it shoots out is the logo from another game or game developer etc.
My first legendary weapon and it turns out to suck. LOL Just my luck, LOL

Edit, the thing it shoots out reminds me a lot of the Stardock company logo.

 

wait, if the dps is a minus number, does that mean you would heal a monster by that amount?
then again doubt it would work that way.

 

Lol I think the decimals broke at the christmas tree... I saw exactly this number multiple times already in MANY different games already...

Also those horrible random item names they got sometimes... seriously TerrorHorror... WTF is that name?

 

It's the maximum signed negative range of a long (4 byte) integer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integer_(computer_science)#Long_integer

 

Thanks that explains why this number is fairly frequent, learning every day something new ^^

 

Oh wow, I was not expecting to see this many people respond to my thread. Anyone find the Rare Grenade launcher that fires exploding robot mice?

 

Yes, it's fun.

 

it's negative because the data format for displaying DPS is in capable of handing a number that big, so it warps around into negative number. It has no effect on the actual damage.

 

My first legendary weapon, which I just got last night from my starter world (was some large miniboss thing on the other side of the world) is some sort of cloud-sword thing.

Better then the iron broadsword I made, AND it shoots out a shotgun spray of bubbles when swung.

Mildly disappointed after going into a topic where people started mentioning things that just made me realize how early I still am in the game (yeah, just got yesterday).

 

Trust me, when you get to other sectors there are green items you can find that have some pretty awesome effects. Some of the guns you can get feel like they're firing magic spells instead of ammunition sometimes.

 

One time I found a piece of pie in an Apex Library (it was called American Pie). Turns out by eating the thing, it fully regenerated my health, made me able to jump higher, it increased my attack damage, and it had an animation of me on FIRE. It's so random....

 

I managed to find a machine pistol that shoots rounds that are delayed for a few seconds and then whizz off instantly, but nothing that's ridiculous.

I'm telling Bacon on you!

 

NO! DON'T USE THE PIGGIES AS WEAPONS!