Prevailing Romantic Customs Among Species

Simple

If the human is a man

he'd stick his

if the human is a woman

 

I am talking about humans and novakids... and also i'm a male avian and don't make me imagine things...

 

Where did it go? I'm stumped!

 

Right. I'm just going to remind everyone of Rule #2, and then I'm going to find the hard-drive in my head with this post on it, remove it, and take a flamethrower to it.

Now, can we please get back on the subject of romantic customs instead of the moister details of interspecies sex? I really don't want to have to signal for orbital bombardment.

 

At least you can erase that memory, all i can do is to jump a tower...

 

both male and female birds have cloacas

sucks to be you

 

but you referred to mine!! anyway i don't want to talk about that part of the thing

 

Yes I refered to you

because I thought you were talking about you being an avian with a human

but you meant you as a novakid being a human

and you'd still get your cloaca filled with love even if you're a male

how to avoid this?

don't do humans[DOUBLEPOST=1425337807][/DOUBLEPOST]Please stop making me talk about cloacas

 

'-' Dude, i meant a randomly human and a randoly novakid

 

Thats what I said you scaliwag

 

For being foreign i can't really feel what you said

 

sure is heresy in here

 

Probably because you're a filthy bird

 

I scratch my feather everyday

 

Blame anatomy

 

*holsters gun*

No. Bad Desulti. No biscuit.

Anyway, back on topic, let's see... what sort of coursthip traditions haven't we discussed... Apex, Novakid, Hylotl, Avian to a degree... y'know I have a feeling I might regret this, but we honestly haven't discussed Floran courtship much, assuming it exists. There also seems to be a number of Florans and Floran-afficionados in the thread. We've heard plenty about how Florans actually do the deed (no more please or I'm going to call down orbital strikes), but how do you go about selecting a mate, and how long do relationships last? Are there courtship rituals or traditions involved?

 

Probably is a mating ritual, most of tribal cultures got that. They do enjoy hunting, maybe someone puts its daughter "available" to "marry" and the one who brings the better hunting to the girl's father win her...idk i'm talking S**t aren't i?