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Flirting

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Royal_Starlord, Nov 18, 2014.

  1. OuttaThinAir

    OuttaThinAir Big Damn Hero

    Starbound Character: Uhhhh, sorry! Gotta go!

    Glitch: Shouting: WAIT! I JUST WANTED TO CHARGE YOUR IPHONE!!!
     
  2. Royal_Starlord

    Royal_Starlord Big Damn Hero

    :rofl:
     
  3. FloomRide

    FloomRide Cosmic Narwhal

    I was adventuring through an Apex complex when some old guy said

    "draw me like one of your Floran girls!"

    As much as I appreciate the reference, saying that to a HYLOTL maybe wasn't the best thing to do. I'm sure Big Ape will be proud of you once he finds this settlement in ruins.

    Edit:
    all Apex settlements I visit nowadays as a Hylotl are different. The citizens keep asking me cautiously if I'm peaceful, as If I would dare harm them.
     
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2014
  4. Yzzey

    Yzzey Heliosphere

    I remember an avian saying: I'm not really an avian, I'm a human in a fur suit.
     
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  5. Garatgh Deloi

    Garatgh Deloi Master Astronaut

    Huh? But avians dont have fur...

    Shouldent it be a feather suit?
     
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  6. Royal_Starlord

    Royal_Starlord Big Damn Hero

    Found an apex village today.
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    Twins!
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  7. Garatgh Deloi

    Garatgh Deloi Master Astronaut


    Are those... Twins?
     
  8. Royal_Starlord

    Royal_Starlord Big Damn Hero

    I think they were. They even said the same quote! :rofl:
     
  9. FloomRide

    FloomRide Cosmic Narwhal

    Actually they're clones. NPC's have a nack for duplicating randomly, or just being buggy in general.
     
  10. Royal_Starlord

    Royal_Starlord Big Damn Hero

    Gah, why you gotta ruin the party? :lod:
    Ah well. I think it's a nice screenshot though.
     
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  11. DarithD

    DarithD Pangalactic Porcupine

    I just got a quote from avian saying "Perhap we should adopt a hytolh" :saywhat:
     
  12. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    "Floran never hunt monkey, ever." "Monkey bring Floran to space ship?" "Floran looove Space Monkey." Recently found a Floran village so these are all Floran quotes.[DOUBLEPOST=1417927688][/DOUBLEPOST]
    If I were going to adopt a baby, it would be a Floran.
     
  13. DarithD

    DarithD Pangalactic Porcupine

    "Son, you're adopted"

    I'm not sure thats a good thing to tell to an adopted killing machine.
     
  14. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    We'll adopt him at birth and raise hime to believe he's a human.
     
  15. OuttaThinAir

    OuttaThinAir Big Damn Hero

    Wait, if you're an Apex, and his mother is a Floran, then how can you expect him to believe he's a human?

    Plus, mama may have other ideas for your small child.
     
  16. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    I'd tell him that we don't actually know who the father is. Or that his father was stabbed years ago. Or he'd just be too stupid to think about complicated things such as his race.
     
  17. OuttaThinAir

    OuttaThinAir Big Damn Hero

    Well, maybe that'd work, but what if your wife decides that she wants the child to know his real race?[DOUBLEPOST=1418051679][/DOUBLEPOST]
    I just realized that in the top two pictures, when they were flirting, I think their boyfriends might have been standing there right as they did it.
     
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  18. Heartstrings

    Heartstrings Giant Laser Beams

    You stand behind her while she tells the kid. You might get a head-start!
     
  19. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    That'd be pretty awkward. "Son, you're not actually human. Also you're adopted."
     
  20. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    "Floran feel comfortable with monkey-man"
     
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