[BBTS] Bronies Beyond the Stars V2.0

Yes?

 

What do you take me for? No, it's not porn (or intended to be porn, but people are really good at 'reading between the lines', if you know what I mean (I bet someone's fetish is reading about a character's morning routine, for example (parentheses))). It's not gore, either.

I guess I can say: the premise is an AU where Nightmare Moon causes eternal night, effectively destroying the planet's ecosystem. The main character saw her return coming, and hid away for forty years; the story starts when he finally leaves his bunker. Luna is a major character, and she obviously isn't doing too well.

 

Fleet will love this story.

 

I know, right? Actually, it REALLY sucks to be Luna in this story. Fleet should just take it as Luna doing a dramatic stage play, to save some grief.

 

We are the only clean ones here.

Luna...

 

I've Got Fleet's Ponỳdex Entry Here:
If This Ponỳmon Sees, Hears, Touches, Smells, Or Tastes Luna, Or Her Name, Then This Ponỳmon Withdraws Until the Effect has passed. Can Be Stacked Until This Ponỳmon Faints.

 

THANK you for properly closing those parens! It might have been best to not have so many all together, but eh, you did what you could.

 

Read this comic. It's massive, so I won't be putting the image here.

Swiggity swag, what's in the bag?

I'm clean too. Or at least I wash up before going into public.

 

The parentheses overload was intended to be humorous (because I do asides like these a lot (but I have more to say, and it sounds more elegant in a self contained parenthetical (thus, I keep adding until the point was made (and the point is my stinger)))).

 

Blablabla Pokemon, blablabla homework, blablabla wishing to ignore homework, blablabla doing homework anyway.

Lunalunalunaluna...

 

Ponỳmon Entry Extended: This Ponỳmon can evolve if given a picture of Luna. If this Ponỳmon goes One day without seeing a Luna, Then This Ponỳmon is confused until it has seen one.

 

Blobfish uses Ice Beam. It's super effective. Enemy Fleety faints.

 

Fleet's ability is Lunacy, which turns him into his Zealot Form when the moves Moonlight, Wish or Moon Blast are used on him, or if in a double battle his partner is Luna. Fleet is Fairy / Salsa / Frog type, the first triple type discovered on the planet. He can even bust out of a Master Ball, unless there's a moon-y sticker on it somewhere, or Luna threw the ball at him.

 

Nintendo promptly nerfs him.

 

Funny thing is that would be super effective to me.

*Bumps Nintendo down to second favorite gaming company*

 

Ponydex entries for everyone.

 

Luna Un-Nerfs Him.

Lol.

YAAAAY
Princess Cadence's Entry in the Ponỳdex:
This Crystal-Type (Never Played Pokemon, Don't give a shit if that's a type or not) Is has it's power doubled if it's fighting with, or against a Shining Armour Ponỳmon.
To Evolve This Ponỳmon, You Must Win a Double Battle With Shining Armour as her partner, against a Chrysalis.

 

What would a Cadence involve to?

 

Got to say... curious to what mine would be. lol