☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

Liar!

 

And I live in a different country.

 

the vocals are divine

 

Commence feeling like a badass.

 

The vocals are godly?!

 

Item #: SCP-____-J

Object Class: _______

Special Containment Procedures: In a box in my office.

Description: It's a rock that makes you procrastinate.

Addendum: Probably memetic or something.

I'll finish writing this up later.- Dr. Vang
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Looks like I have this one in my house.

 

Order it off the scp catalog by accident?

 

Maybe... Everytime I enter in my house I procrastinate everything, its somewhere in my house, I just have to find it.

 

I have one in my stomach right now!

 

I know that feel.

 

And yet some people don't give a single damn.

 

WOW FUNNY LE EPIX MEME BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(sarcasm)

 

1?

 

Farewell.

 

Yay. I now get elastic bands that I have to wear all day, restricting my jaw movement.
6 more months to go! :n:

 

Hey guys, could you give your opinions on this Pokemon move I've conceptualized?

Sacrifice - Ghost, Status

- No Power
- 100% Accurate

"The user casts a dark spell that will cause the target to instantly faint. However,
it requires the user to instantly faint itself."

- OHKO move, guaranteed to hit, bypasses all forms of protection except Protect
and Magic Bounce.
- OHKOs the user as well as the target.

It's meant to be an insanely improved version of Curse/Destiny Bond. You know, remove half of your own HP to inflict curse status on the Pokemon. It loses a quarter of it's HP each turn, and doesn't dissipate unless you switch out. And Destiny Bond will kill the target if the user dies, and vice-versa. In this case, this forcefully kills the target but equally kills the user, instantly.

Combine that with Prankster, which gives priority to status moves. "Oh shet, Mega Mewtwo X/Y", switch to the Pokemon with Sacrifice and Prankster, go first no matter what and kill the thing.

 

...later...

 

Ha ha sucks for you...
that's going to be me in a few months ;n;