Nate the Great

Know how that feels. What the hell are we still doing here?

BRAIZE IT, BAGGIT...so you can take the leftovers home.

What if you don't have ears?

Lather the soap on the side of your head. Rub it in real nice.

Some of us don't have heads either though. Sometimes kids like to kick my head off for funsies. Luckily someone will take pity on me and roll me up a new one in the snow.

I take great pains to make things politically correct.

So we're just going to pretend my other shirt isn't puffy?

You are the only exception to the rule, Great One. You pull off puffy shirts like it's 1599. Plus, you aren't hiding anything... From what I can see with my binoculars here.

Prophet? His name is practically deception. Tread carefully with him and his prophecies...

Puffy shirts? Sir I assure you I have only skintight innersuits and supertight fastened EVA armour.
I may be a prophet of deception but I do not commit such atrocities! Unlike snow, I mean some.

We're not Hollywood enough for him. Soon he'll be on the big screen and we'll be stuck here. At least we'll be able to play Starbound when it comes out, Nate will be too busy doing the Starbound film (It came out so quickly cos everyone wanted to see it!).

You both have a special place in my heart. Somewhere in the right atrium.

Yeah what about me? :P

If you want, I can make it official.

I dunno. I've never been a stalker before you know? Always the stalkee, never the stalker. I dunno if I can handle that kind of commitment, yet. Unofficial kind of gives us both some breathing room, you know? I look into your window every now and then... you kind of passively notice me.

I think your cool! (Screams like crazy fangirl).
Seriously though, you must stick to the general discussion and whatnot to rack that up.

That's exactly what I'm doing.

Sorta.

Well, it's working, cuz I stick to the un-official discussion here on the official forum. Thus, it would appear as though I never post... But the number is deceptive... MUAHAHAHA.

So yeah, keep it up.