Kistaria Prime
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Gender:
Female
Birthday:
September 9
Location:
Kistaria-1.
Occupation:
Crafter of Butterflies, Destroyer of Worlds.

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Kistaria Prime

Cosmic Narwhal, Female, from Kistaria-1.

Dr. Tran has a PHD in kicking people's asses. And I have a doctorate in cooking people that are asses. Coincidence I like Dr. Tran? Nope! May 9, 2013

Kistaria Prime was last seen:
Sep 28, 2023
    1. Samiz
      Samiz
      Do you want some Chicken?
      Oct 1, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Only if it tastes like humans. *teehee*
        Nov 28, 2013
    2. IcyOrio
      IcyOrio
      I miss Dr Tran... They seriously need to finish those 10 half-finished episodes. D:
      Jul 9, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Was a great show. Too bad it had such a short life. D:
        Jul 11, 2013
    3. Samiz
      Samiz
      Can I come in your tanning bed and then in your sauna? I have a taste of shrimp as it seems.
      May 24, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Well I wouldn't deny you the ability to cook yourself for me... as long as you de-vein and deshell yourself.
        May 24, 2013
      3. Samiz
        Samiz
        I love helping people ... : 'D
        May 24, 2013
    4. Nerlian
      Nerlian
      So, hey! How are you doing?
      May 19, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Pretty good. Just getting a little famished so I thought I'd refill my freezer with Newblet Cutlets.
        May 19, 2013
      3. Nerlian
        Nerlian
        What do you mean by "refill freezer with Newblet Cutlets"?
        May 19, 2013
      4. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Well, where do you think I get the meat for making the tasty things on my cooking show and in my cookbook? New people don't just grow on trees... yet. I have someone in R & D working on that though.
        May 20, 2013
    5. Jedesis
      Jedesis
      WOW! I've seen you post tons of times in the "Indroduce Yourself" section! Someone deserves a badge! XD
      May 14, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        And I've eaten 75% of said people in posts. Teehee~!
        May 15, 2013
      3. Jedesis
        Jedesis
        XD
        May 15, 2013
    6. WiseOgre
      WiseOgre
      "Should have seen the set producers when I was doing the show... went through about 3-4 extras a day just to keep from eating the important people. " Eating people? So that's how people survive in starbound?
      Do I need a new set of knives, maybe a bone saw? Or will I be provided with some?
      Being an Ogre, I could just rip them apart.
      May 10, 2013
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      3. WiseOgre
        WiseOgre
        I see, it appears I still need to brush up on my gaming lore. And here I thought you were all crazy.
        May 11, 2013
      4. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        May 11, 2013
      5. WiseOgre
        WiseOgre
        Yes, I read that after the comment you made. But thank you.
        May 12, 2013
    7. Knivez5
      Knivez5
      I'll find you,floran!
      May 9, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        I'm really not that hard to find. Channel 667 - Foodloran Network. Normally on at midnight with my show Soylent Green: For the Floran on the Go.
        May 10, 2013
    8. Kistaria Prime
      Kistaria Prime
      Dr. Tran has a PHD in kicking people's asses. And I have a doctorate in cooking people that are asses. Coincidence I like Dr. Tran? Nope!
      May 9, 2013
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      2. Midnight Heart
        Midnight Heart
        *step step step*...........................*whispers* I'm gonna kill you.
        May 9, 2013
    9. Kistaria Prime
      Kistaria Prime
      And here I thought I was the only lunatic cannibal on site... and slowly, ever slowly I'm making new friends that like my idea of tasty!
      May 8, 2013
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      2. Midnight Heart
        Midnight Heart
        It can be really tough to find others who revel in darkness. I was completely shocked to be found by you so quickly. :D
        May 8, 2013
      3. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        I'm deviously sneaky like that. For the Shadows! \o/! Toystore!
        May 8, 2013
      4. Midnight Heart
        Midnight Heart
        Hehehehe. What are the ODDS!? I just keep hitting little boys!
        May 8, 2013
    10. tomiastheelf
      tomiastheelf
      Thanks for the welcome Kistaria! I'll be sure to steer clear of your soup.

      I do have a question for you though. How are you going to eat the glitch? I doubt their metal bits are very tasty.
      May 8, 2013
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      3. tomiastheelf
        tomiastheelf
        Ingenious! Perhaps one day I will see the error in my Glitch ways, and I will become a Floran.
        May 8, 2013
      4. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Well its not really an error, per se. More like a prerogative skewing.
        May 8, 2013
      5. tomiastheelf
        tomiastheelf
        eh, one Flora's skewing is another Glitch's error.

        Also....He's....DR. TRAN!
        May 9, 2013
    11. Carlsman35
      Carlsman35
      Hello Kistaria Prime! Nice to know that there's some Florans on the forums.
      May 5, 2013
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      3. Carlsman35
        Carlsman35
        You're selling a Floran cookbook? Now I don't have to eat all the fat in people. It's terrible!
        May 8, 2013
      4. Midnight Heart
        Midnight Heart
        I must agree. Fat is not something I particularly enjoy. I think my favorite part is the blood. Or perhaps the muscle tissue. *mouth starts to water*
        May 8, 2013
      5. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Eww eww ewwie ew. Fat is only good for flavour, otherwise its supposed to be strained out of your foodstuffs. 'cause people lard is the gross.
        May 9, 2013
    12. Kistaria Prime
      Kistaria Prime
      Too bad I can't like my own posts. 'cause I'd be pointing both of my frond-thumbs up toward my Butterfly story. *snicker*
      May 2, 2013
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    13. Kistaria Prime
      Kistaria Prime
      May 1, 2013
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    14. GabirilosGR
      GabirilosGR
      So about that cup of tea...
      Apr 27, 2013
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      3. GabirilosGR
        GabirilosGR
        *sits down and looks at Kistaria*
        So, what's up?
        Apr 28, 2013
      4. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Oh, you know, the usual. Plotting demises of every last living bipedal mammal, and on the tour promoting my new cookbook.

        Soylent Green: For the Floran on the Go.

        You?
        Apr 29, 2013
      5. GabirilosGR
        GabirilosGR
        Er not much
        I had to bury some dead humans I killed.
        They tried to stole my house >.<
        Erm after that I got to a shop and took some materials to make dinner...and after that I came here.
        Very proactive day :)
        Apr 29, 2013
    15. Pardos
      Pardos
      Apr 27, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        That was ProfoundMadness. She's my floran buddy, and is pink and cuddly.
        Apr 27, 2013
    16. KoedGaming
      KoedGaming
      Can we be floran buddies and rule the galaxy together?
      Apr 27, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Oh I'm not out to rule the galaxy. Just eat it. One person at a time. But sure, I can always use a sous chef to help me prepare the PockyLips Brunch. Yes, that's right. Pocky Lips.
        Apr 27, 2013
      3. KoedGaming
        KoedGaming
        Good. I'm already craving some hylotl flesh.....
        Apr 27, 2013
    17. coldReactive
      coldReactive
      Aw, hard love <3
      Apr 26, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        Yeah but this is an encapsulated acid hard love. For your own safety, please don't hug me... its not safe. D:
        May 2, 2013
    18. coldReactive
      coldReactive
      Then you get a hug anyway! >:3
      Apr 25, 2013
      2. Kistaria Prime
        Kistaria Prime
        ~Bristles with rosethorns.~
        Apr 26, 2013
    19. leirlux
      leirlux
      You're so crazyehrmmm ... I meant AMAIZING! (lol)
      Apr 25, 2013
    20. Kistaria Prime
      Kistaria Prime
      You guys are craaazy, following around a flowergirl that is more than likely going to eat you... *sniffle* Feeling the love~<3
      Apr 25, 2013
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    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    September 9
    Location:
    Kistaria-1.
    Occupation:
    Crafter of Butterflies, Destroyer of Worlds.

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    "For She shall lead us to Salvation,
    Shall Raise us from Temptation,
    Shall Show no Trepidation,
    And be absolute in Consumation."

    The Credo of Kistaria-1's Citizens.
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