Giant Squid

Zero Gravity Genie, Female, 33, from Undersea Cave, Pacific Ocean

100 likes, WHADDUP. Jan 27, 2013

Giant Squid was last seen:: Dec 6, 2013

1. O5-2
  A sentient Architeuthis dux, interesting, with a water and pressure proof computer none the less. Hmm, you might find some submarines after you soon.
  
  Mar 1, 2013
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  2. Giant Squid
    The pressure proof computer was incredibly expensive, I assure you. Totally worth it however. As for being sentient, I suppose I just got lucky. Many a submarine have come looking for me, but I feel like my elusive nature will continue to prevail.
    
    Mar 2, 2013
  3. O5-2
    The organization I am part is is very, very good at capturing elusive, unusual things. Especially potentially dangerous ones.
    
    Mar 2, 2013
2. Giant Squid
  100 likes, WHADDUP.
  
  Jan 27, 2013
3. Gandalf
  I have heard, from my two hobbit friends, that you were searching for me?
  
  Jan 26, 2013
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4. Adam #
  Mmmm.... Squid rings...
  
  Jan 20, 2013
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  3. Giant Squid
    That's a relief. However I feel obligated to inform you that the thought of eating squid does not upset me. In fact, the giant squid's primary diet is composed of smaller species of squid.
    
    Another fun fact: Giant Squid do not taste good at all to the human pallet, due to the chemical composition of our buoyancy fluid.
    
    Jan 26, 2013
  4. Adam #
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061223052201AAAL8ad
    
    Jan 26, 2013
  5. Giant Squid
    That would be the ammonium chloride that serves as our buoyancy fluid. :D
    
    Jan 26, 2013
5. Giant Squid
  I'm back, biznitches.
  
  Dec 8, 2012
6. Giant Squid
  Been a while since I've lurked around...
  
  Oct 6, 2012
7. Scruffy
  You don't seem to be very active lately friend
  
  Sep 2, 2012
  2. Giant Squid
    Yes, it makes me sad. I've been rather busy as of late. Hopefully I will have more time for my forums soon. ;)
    
    Sep 3, 2012
8. Mikey
  I love you.
  
  Aug 20, 2012
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  3. Giant Squid
    DESTINY!!!!!
    
    Aug 22, 2012
  4. Mikey
    The stars have aligned now get on my head :D
    
    Aug 22, 2012
  5. Suika Ibuki
    A couple days late, but I believe she is way a-head of you.
    
    /bricked
    
    Aug 31, 2012
9. Tentacle Wrangler
  I live near undersea cave, pacific ocean. we should hook up.
  
  (get it.. hook)
  
  Aug 10, 2012
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  3. Suika Ibuki
    Whale done, everyone. I am going to bream about this tonight.
    
    Aug 19, 2012
  4. Scruffy
    Oh I reely miss these puns... good old times.
    
    Sep 29, 2012
  5. Tentacle Wrangler
    It was only one month ago... we can sea if we can do some more..
    
    Oct 6, 2012
10. Giant Squid
  It was nice being a "Tentacle Wrangler", but now after 100 posts, the title has been stripped from me. Sad day.
  
  Aug 8, 2012
  2. Scruffy
    I feel sorry for you :(
    
    Aug 9, 2012
  3. Giant Squid
    Me too...
    
    Aug 9, 2012
11. Giant Squid
  So why is it so sunny out
  
  Aug 4, 2012
12. Giant Squid
  Went shooting today to practice my skills for when Starbound becomes a virtual reality game.
  
  Aug 4, 2012
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  3. Scruffy
    *gasps* Impossibru
    
    Aug 4, 2012
  4. Giant Squid
    Believe it. Would you think a squid who has learned to type on a keyboard and learn to write and read English would live less than 8000 years? Pffft.
    
    Aug 4, 2012
  5. Scruffy
    Well... yes?
    
    Aug 4, 2012
13. Nymz
  Your title is very appropriate, m'am.
  You should be a proud squid.
  By wrangling tentacles, you do a justice to all squid everywhere.
  You are a hero.
  
  Aug 3, 2012
  2. Giant Squid
    /Salute. >:3
    
    Aug 3, 2012
14. St Fonz
  Hey also just noticed your birthday is 7 days before mine, same year too :)
  
  Aug 2, 2012
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  2. Giant Squid
    How lucky you are to have a birthday so close to mine. You truly are blessed by the gods. /vain hair flip.
    
    Aug 2, 2012
15. St Fonz
  Congratulations on tentacle wrangler. How very fitting.
  
  Aug 2, 2012
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  2. Scruffy
    Very fitting, pretty much the best title that suits
    
    Aug 2, 2012
  3. St Fonz
    YOOOOUUUUU! Fake god! *kicks, runs*
    
    Aug 2, 2012
16. Ianflow
  The name is Freefall. Warning, the main character is one of 8 canine humanoids in existence. Has lots of heavy scientific mumbo jumbo that seems like it would work. Good comic. http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00001.htm
  
  Aug 2, 2012
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17. Ianflow
  You should write some fan fiction. Also love the squid playable character race idea. There is this webcomic that one of the main characters is a squid man. He wears a helmet because the first time he made contact with humanity (accidentally the first of his kind to do so), most fled in terror, went into shock, lost their lunch, or worse
  
  Aug 1, 2012
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  2. Giant Squid
    Why would you tease me with that webcomic's description and NOT tell me the name of it?! You torment me.
    
    Aug 2, 2012
  3. Ianflow
    ^There you go^
    The captain of the ship has been in space ONCE
    Tons of anti gravity jokes too
    
    Aug 2, 2012
18. Lennon1398
  I ate squid once, didn't like it. Sorry if it was a friend of yours.
  
  Jul 30, 2012
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  3. Lennon1398
    Ok just making sure. You got a family or anything?
    
    Jul 30, 2012
  4. Giant Squid
    Just my brother Chthulu and uncle Kraken. Oh. And my aunt Janice. She's a feisty one.
    
    Jul 30, 2012
  5. Lennon1398
    I would like that if I could.
    
    Aug 1, 2012
19. Madmarlon
  Why is FilipeJMonteiro wearing you on his head? :0
  
  Jul 29, 2012
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  2. Giant Squid
    Didn't you know? Squid are all the rage. All the cool kids wear squid on their heads. Everyone's doing it.
    
    Jul 29, 2012
  3. ThatAmazingPerson
    I prefer a bowler hat, though. Much more my style.
    
    Jul 29, 2012
  4. Giant Squid
    Bowler hats are nice. I enjoy berets and driving caps, myself.
    
    Jul 29, 2012
20. Giant Squid
  Thinking about writing some Starbound fan fiction... Not sure if I should though...
  
  Jul 28, 2012
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