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Do you have Nicholas Cage on your [insert noun]?
No? Let's fix that.

 

TIPZ PLZ NED ACLH SOON

 

Uhhh...

You've already posted this one.

 

Oh, sorry. Let me replace it with something completely different.

EDIT: And that's how you make people uncomfortable.

 

Now it's just plain disturbing.

 

Too soon?

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Oh let me help you!

*high fives*
Back to the depths with you!



Tsk, no mudak!

 

I always enjoy the High King of Skyrim Jokes

 

An edit to the High King of Skyrim post yesterday: That post followed me into my dreams.

I was the High King of Skyrim.

And someone had stolen my wifes car. It was a big murderous looking dude, whod managed to do it. However, I remember popping into the backseat, smiling and saying "Hello, it seems youve stolen my girlfriends car. How plead you?"

The dude nearly got into an accident, which made me smile and he cursed me out. But I merely smiled and said, "Ah, but unfortunately I am the High King of Skyrim." I snapped my fingers and asuddenly it was now a blizzard, and the dude was going downhill with the windows down, offroad. He was clearly rattled byt his but he was actually doing pretty well about this.

"So, how are you doing now? Still want to steal her car?"

"When I stop this car Im gonna ***in kill you!"

"Ah, but unfortunately for you, I am the High King of Skyrim."

So now I sentenced him to continue driving downhill in the woods. Except NOW it was a blizzard and the top was gone, and he was sliding down like a drunken penguin at a race

He wasnt doing so well after that. A few skiiers ran into him, cursed him out, and all the while I was smiling as he tried to control the sledge Id suddenly made my wifes car into I even think at one point he ran into a zamboni. On a mountain.

He was.. styill hanging on. I was suprised. However, he was clearly having issues, so I went, "So, how are we faring now?"

He was too busy trying to steer in the blizzard to do anything, so... I merely smiled and...

Made the car roll like a log flume to boot

By the time we reached the bottom of the hill, the skiiers were livid, there had been a few avalanches, and the car ha dbeen reduced to a toboggan shovel. We were both summarily booted from the Ice Rink.

So hes still on the shovel, outside, with me in the back, and because hes a stubborn mule he turns to me, and he is STILL defiant. He goes, "This changes nothing! Im STILL gonna go steal another car right now!"

And that is when I merely smiled at him once more, and said. "Oh but you wont, because I am the High King of Skyrim."

"$^&%$ MAKE me!"

I snapped my fingers, and the dream ended.

And I had the biggest laugh Ive had out of bed for the longest time. Hats off to you General Nuclear and to that magnificent meme