Digital Ask Laurence (Old Messy Thread)

Awww, poor corruption! But srs, he keeps stealing Laurence!

And it's alright. I know how little siblings can be. I don't actually talk to my family anymore, but when I DID, I'm the oldest of 7 OTHER kids (about to be 8). And I raised 3 of them lolol. They can be so tiring...

EDIT:
I also asked somewhere on the last page, what does Laurence's room look like? I know it was marked on the map of the box...
And does Laurence have any family or anything? And if he did, did they all die a long time ago since he can live forever and stuuff?

 

Actually, I love my baby bro more than almost anything else in the world. I'm a child at heart, and I plan to sculpt him into a huge nerd.

Due to my plum-poopedness, I won't be able to get up the next page/panel/whatchyermacallit, but I plan to get it up tomorrow. It's a lot less tiresome using this method, proven by my ability to actually make a few decent pictures (the only hard part was getting out some sensible dialogue).

 

Awwwww. I never said that siblings can't be awesome and lovable, but they can wear you out! Nerding out is the BEST part. haha
And I think everyone that follows this comic is pretty patient for the awesomeness that ensues, so no worries.

 

will laurence come back if i give him kitty treats

 

What about fox hybrid treats though? We now know what the fox says: "Coffee is life." "Oh god, not a kitty." "Working here sucks." etc etc
But what does a fox hybrid EAT? :O

 

i think foxes are carnivores so they should be ok with kitty treats

 

Laurence! Behave!

Well, back on schedule. I'll answer the question regarding his family, and any others I may have missed, momentarily.

 

Oh nice! I need that melee dresser....

"That picture is of your mom"

 

I'd explain it thoroughly, but... Well, it'd make sense why I won't if I actually did, so... Take that as you will. Another classic case of my sophisticated humor, only this time... Well, you know.

 

Laurence... you look like coffee. Are you part coffee as well? (Probably...)

 

oh nonono. No need to explain. That was my 'Ah ha, I gotcha" face. lolol

 

this is my contribution.

 

Yeeessss. I want that cup irl.

 

I tried to sculpt my bro into a gaming nerd and be as good as (if not better than) me.. Currently he goes to college and wants to be a history teacher and has almost 0 time for video games.. Not all is lost.. He does play every once in a while via Steam, but is very rare.. also never with me.. So try as you might, it might not go according to plan..

The mug should have the cast of Ask Laurence on the outside, except Corruption is on the inside at the bottom of the mug.. After all, Corruption is Laurence's nightmare.. I'm certain an empty coffee mug would also give Laurence nightmares..

To Laurence:
You should be nice to felines.. We are crafty and vengeful.. When given the advantage, we tend to take full advantage of it.. Seeing how what I say has a tendency to come true, wouldn't it be wiser to play nice with the kitties? After all, it would be a shame if something unfortunate were to happen to that neat and organized weapon collection you have.... wouldn't it? What if they somehow got...... misplace? What if they fell into the hands of a coworker you have been mistreating? I wonder if we can get Ed's revenge on camera?

Hey Ed! You should shave him bald while he sleeps!

--EDIT--
Added quote of Kaiachi and response.

 

Well, I might as well say something. (In part so I can follow this thing easily.)

So, might I ask where your coffee comes from normally when people don't send you coffee?
Also, care for a jelly baby? *Passes a bag*

 

Sadly, I'm going to be offline for a couple of weeks (I got grounded). Ask Laurence shall return as soon as I can get to it!

 

*Passes another bag of Jelly Babies*
You're going to need that to pass the time.

Everyone else, you get one bag of jelly babies while we wait.
To share.

 

Aw damn that really really sucks dude. I'm glad you're alive though! I shall wait patiently for yours and Laurence's return!
And I drew Laurence for you, I hope he enjoys his fanart.

 

Scratch that, you also get likes, and to balance it I get half the jelly babies. Liking is tiring work.
So now you all have half a bag of jelly babies to share.

 

*eats all the green jelly babies*